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Le Cafe du Moi . |
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. We're In The Book |
Open For Your Pleasure Twenty Four Hours A Day Except Flag Day, Arbor Day and President's Day Eve |
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. SUNDAY BRUNCH Midnight Saturday thru Midnight Sunday All-You-Can-Stomach $15.00 Huevos Putana Our Finest Free Range Eggs Fried Over Easy Drizzled With Our Own Cholo Cream Sauce served with diced russet potatoes, toast and beverage . |
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Breakfast $8 Monday thru Saturday 6:00-11:00 AM |
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Eggs The Old Stand-By With A Twist The Ouvre Is Shirred Long & Hot To Perplexion Short Stack Pancake (1) Flat, Smooth And Roundish Everybody's Favorite Ours Are Made With Knudsen's Three Percent Skim Diced Russet Potatoes Everyone's Guilty Pleasure Served With Elan Upon Request White Toast A Side Without A Hint Of Panache What Could Be Less Delightful! Choice Of Beverage Defibrillated Coffee or Sanka boisson non alcoolique - l'eau avec de la glace |
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Luncheon $8 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM |
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Crepes Au Cretin Our Most Adventuresome Offering French Food Without A Hint Of Zest! A Secret Blend Of Flour, Sucrose And Barnacled Sugar Topped With A Thin Slice Of Turnip Bib Salad With A Dollop Of Real Cottage Cheese* Yum! Says It All Choice Of Beverage Defibrillated Coffee or Sanka boisson non alcoolique - l'eau avec de la glace |
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Dinner $8 2:00 PM - 6:00 AM |
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Meatloaf a la Heinz Each Slice Is A Rump Cut! Served with our Finest Potatoes Peach Compote Rancheros au Latin Our Exclusive Lo-Cal Delight Drenched In A Salsa Hoi Polloi Choice Of Beverage Defibrillated Coffee or Sanka boisson non alcoolique - l'eau avec de la glace |
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. RUBE'S BEER & SNOB'S WINE AVAILABLE TO-GO ONLY ASK TO SEE OUR SELECTIONS AT THE PARKING LOT KIOSK NEXT TO OUR METERED MOTEL ENJOY LIFE RESPONSIBLY MY FOOT |
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. We Use Exclusively Knudsen Dairy Low Percentile Products Our Butter Is Blanched By Hand Daily Every Two Weeks . We Are A Gratuity-Free Establishment Your Satisfaction Is Our Wait Staff's Reward . |
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. SMOKING
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. American Franco-Russo Dining At Its Finest
In The Tradition Of The Late Katarina "Little Miss Innocent" Jones . |
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WIDE SCREEN TV |
* Two Percent Curds Awash In An Ocean Of One Percent Whey * |
TUESDAY NITES |
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